GETTIN BLUNTED WITH CHARLIE HUSTLE AT MOTHERFUCKING NEVERLAND RANCH

Don't do steroids. Gamble.

How the west was FUN

Oh fuck the Terminator and Doc Holiday straight up robbed the FUCK out of Wyatt Earp, that fuckin bitch was keeping the dankest nugs in Tombstone to himself so we did a drive by on Wyatt's stage coach and stole this Funyuns green bean casserole nug goddamn I am so high

NEVER FORGET

Have the dankest memorial day. Please. 

Gettin down in the club

Oh fuck Garth just got released from prison with some SICK new prison tats. We got some fucking ILL haircuts and then we went to the club last night with some funky dude with a 6 foot blue bong and smoked load after load of the dankest herbs. It was one of the greatest nights of my life.

Dank encounters

I ran into Tatin Boomladi the other day in the forest. We cut down a tree with pandas in it.
Bomb Buda Hash...

Remember...

Remember that time Michael Angelo Batio ressurrected Marcus Garvey at Stonehenge? The Spruce Goose dropped a massive nug and knocked some stones over. Talk about metaphorical landscapes, bro

I MAKE IT RAIN

Happy Birthday Kim!

Man, the bathroom at Denny's is weird

TWINS!!!

It was the weirdest camping trip I ever went on

Hand over the nug, Arsenio. We've got to smoke

What am I going to do?

Fuck. Golum is having a 420 party too. It is gonna be off da hook! Paul Atreides, j's of weed, and a mushroom bong.

TRUE AMERICAN HEROES PART DEUX

SHIT DAWG HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN HONOR OF 4:20 DAY!

ME AND MICHAEL "KING OF POT" JACKSON ARE FINGERPAINTING RIGHT NOW BUT WE'LL CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP!

PARTY ON MORDOR

So Sauron was asking Karl Winslow for a hit from the giant blue bong and Winslow was all fuckin like, "What are you trying to think about?" and Sau'ron was like, "Bro, c'mon it's 420" and then he sent some girl with a helicopter haircut in and she totally lit a blunt on Mount Doom. Fuck man, today is going to be great

HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!!!!

Hey Andy for your birthday we are gonna take you to the buckethead concert! Shit is gonna be ill! There will be lots of weed, too!

The King of Pot

WOAH HELP ME UP I FEEL FAINT

(or maybe it's all that sticky I just smoked! WERD)

ANYWAYS LIKE TOMORROW IS 420 DUDEZ and me and my BOY PETER are going to meet up with the King of Pot himself!

This is a dank-ass potrait I just painted for him. All the paints are made out of 100% organic hemp.

SWEET!

THE DUNEIVERSE IS COMING TO AN END

"Paul Atreides, you will never become the Muad'Dib unless you trade me that dankazz j of weed for this burrito with special sauce."

"Fuuuuuck."

HOT LUNCH performing live in ATHENS on 4/20

YO YO YO Check it out DAWGZ my favorite band (HOT LUNCH) is playing a special 4/20 show in Athens, Greece on 4/20!

I'm not gonna make it cause i'll be chillin with my dawg Spock at the Neverland Ranch with my homie Jack-O!

FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK!

I don't wanna miss my boyz HOT LUNCH play all the hits from their new album

CHRONI-CASTER!

So if any of my BOYZ are chillin in Greece this 4/20 please check out this hot fucking band that totally features my girl Britney on drums and my boys BucketHead, Geddy Lee, Leonard Nimoy, David Lee Roth, and some dude whose guitar is a totally sick bong.