GETTIN BLUNTED WITH CHARLIE HUSTLE AT MOTHERFUCKING NEVERLAND RANCH

Don't do steroids. Gamble.

How the west was FUN

Oh fuck the Terminator and Doc Holiday straight up robbed the FUCK out of Wyatt Earp, that fuckin bitch was keeping the dankest nugs in Tombstone to himself so we did a drive by on Wyatt's stage coach and stole this Funyuns green bean casserole nug goddamn I am so high

NEVER FORGET

Have the dankest memorial day. Please. 

Gettin down in the club

Oh fuck Garth just got released from prison with some SICK new prison tats. We got some fucking ILL haircuts and then we went to the club last night with some funky dude with a 6 foot blue bong and smoked load after load of the dankest herbs. It was one of the greatest nights of my life.

Dank encounters

I ran into Tatin Boomladi the other day in the forest. We cut down a tree with pandas in it.
Bomb Buda Hash...

Remember...

Remember that time Michael Angelo Batio ressurrected Marcus Garvey at Stonehenge? The Spruce Goose dropped a massive nug and knocked some stones over. Talk about metaphorical landscapes, bro

I MAKE IT RAIN

Happy Birthday Kim!

Man, the bathroom at Denny's is weird

TWINS!!!

It was the weirdest camping trip I ever went on

Hand over the nug, Arsenio. We've got to smoke

What am I going to do?

Fuck. Golum is having a 420 party too. It is gonna be off da hook! Paul Atreides, j's of weed, and a mushroom bong.

TRUE AMERICAN HEROES PART DEUX

SHIT DAWG HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN HONOR OF 4:20 DAY!

ME AND MICHAEL "KING OF POT" JACKSON ARE FINGERPAINTING RIGHT NOW BUT WE'LL CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP!

PARTY ON MORDOR

So Sauron was asking Karl Winslow for a hit from the giant blue bong and Winslow was all fuckin like, "What are you trying to think about?" and Sau'ron was like, "Bro, c'mon it's 420" and then he sent some girl with a helicopter haircut in and she totally lit a blunt on Mount Doom. Fuck man, today is going to be great

HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!!!!

Hey Andy for your birthday we are gonna take you to the buckethead concert! Shit is gonna be ill! There will be lots of weed, too!

The King of Pot

WOAH HELP ME UP I FEEL FAINT

(or maybe it's all that sticky I just smoked! WERD)

ANYWAYS LIKE TOMORROW IS 420 DUDEZ and me and my BOY PETER are going to meet up with the King of Pot himself!

This is a dank-ass potrait I just painted for him. All the paints are made out of 100% organic hemp.

SWEET!

THE DUNEIVERSE IS COMING TO AN END

"Paul Atreides, you will never become the Muad'Dib unless you trade me that dankazz j of weed for this burrito with special sauce."

"Fuuuuuck."

HOT LUNCH performing live in ATHENS on 4/20

YO YO YO Check it out DAWGZ my favorite band (HOT LUNCH) is playing a special 4/20 show in Athens, Greece on 4/20!

I'm not gonna make it cause i'll be chillin with my dawg Spock at the Neverland Ranch with my homie Jack-O!

FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK!

I don't wanna miss my boyz HOT LUNCH play all the hits from their new album

CHRONI-CASTER!

So if any of my BOYZ are chillin in Greece this 4/20 please check out this hot fucking band that totally features my girl Britney on drums and my boys BucketHead, Geddy Lee, Leonard Nimoy, David Lee Roth, and some dude whose guitar is a totally sick bong.

What a shitty day

Major bummer. My stash got jacked, Steve Urkel got me pregnant, and the 311 concert is sold out. Fuuuuuuuck

Did I smoke that?

4 DAYZ TILL 4:20!

Yo! Me and my boy Peter are going on VACATION on 4:20 2009! We are gonna set sail to NEVERLAND RANCH and smoke weed with our favorite Jabroney Mikey-Jay!

This is a picture from last years totally sweet event!

See you there!

Still so fucking high

It's cool that the animal world is so down with the ganja man. I think thats why they totally don't kill each other and shit, its like all they do is sleep and smoke weed out of their pipes and shit.

and like if god invented weed and god invented animals than i am totally down with god and the bible and shit because that shit is good, aight?

DUDE THAT KITTEN IS SO FUCKING HIGH

Man that cat got so baked playing our new WEED game that he forgot to cook his three XXXL pizzas!

What an idiot!

We are gonna have some fun

You may have been wondering what Dr. Alan Grant has been up to after the giant fuckup on Jurassic Park but we have been chillin lately playing pool and smoking weed and Dr. G was like, "Dude I can totally fabricate a pool cue that is actually a giant joint and we can play pool and smoke weed at the same time," and I was like, "That is a good idea"

Let's Chill!

I am not normally an advocate for Jeff Foxworthy but in this instance I have to stand up for him. Foxworthy was just tryin to chill with Kim Jong Il and offered him some of his signature peppered Beef Jerky and a j of chronic and Il was like, "Fuck that, let's box," and whatever. Now I am the referee but it's all pretty dank cuz I'm mackin on some of that jerky and it is the SHIT! (Not to mention the weed.)

Only 8 days till 4:20!!!

Dudez the Easter bunny is so paranoid right now he thinks the feds are closing in on his secret grow cave in North Vietnam but whatever we are still chillin and having a good time smoking carrots and weed joints I think homeboy needs to relax. All his dankest buds are gonna be cured in time for 420 and then we are gonna fuckin hotbox an intricate underground tunnel system and get high as fuck and hopefullly the weed will seep through the rice paddies thus forming a massive rice paddy bong and the clouds will float over to North Korea and Kim jong Il will fucking finally relax and we can all chill and maybe shoot some guns and warheads. Whatever bro stay high

Cool Enough 4 Freeze

DO U C WHAT I C?

THANKS FOR THE FLYERS, TIM!

MY NIGHTMARE

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF CUPCAKES

Yo yo yo for my homies in Brooklyn!

Yu-Who?

GUEST POST TWO BY Yu-YU.

GUEST POST BY STRANGERS.

Woh, fucking trippy yoh.

IT'S DAT TIME AGAIN!

TUCSON SUMMER FUN CLUB MONSTER HEADING YOUR WAY!

LET'S GET DRUNK! (oh, and FUCKING HIGH TOO).

Garth is so bummed to be in the slammer but he is LIVING IT UP!!!

FUCK. YES.

MEMORIES...BY WERK.

I used to hate my parents when I was a kid. I didn't realize all that they had given me; food, shelter, marijuana. Now, whenever I light up a sick-ass dank J I think of my father, "Grateful Dad" as he was known at the Phish parking lots.... He gave the greatest gift to me... the gift of getting high!

FUCK YA DAD I LOVE YOU!
YOU ARE THE DANKEST NUGG OF ALL!

-A. Werkelson the third.

SUPER GUEST POST BY WERK

IMITATION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY, YO!












Sup guys this is Werk here! I smoke SPICE every day and shit dank nuggzz into my favorite American Flag bong! Tight! Anyways, I was perusing the new issue of SPICE and I thought about my friends over at DANKNUGGETZZ. This bud's fer you!

-A. Werkleson the Third.

Scary Movie Night

Weed Included.

This one sucks ass

Still gonna see that shit

ZORRRRRO: the legend of the dankest bong

DUdes so yeah me and Zorro were hanging out and smoking BLUNTS and Zorro was all like "if you can beat me in a swordfight I will give you my Zorro Z bong, which is a promotional item from my new cinematic classic Zorro 69: The Legend of the Dankest Bong" and I was all like "That doesnt really make sense because bongs themselves are not measured in dankness, but rather, are judged by their ability to FUCK YOU UP" and Zorro fucking stabbed me, that bitch. Well I stole his bong anyways and preview passes to his new flick, and whether we're beefin or not it is gonna be TIGHT

DUDEZ LIKE WTF

Man I'm high!

DOWN 4 WHATEVER

PAYLOAD: LINCOLN MARK LT, SUCKING SHIT

SO me and John wilkes booth were cruising in his lincoln mark lt on a fine Sunday afternoon to catch an opera matinee when John was like, "Let's see where I factor in with the payload challenge," and I was like, "shit's over homeboy truck month was last month" but he was allfuckin like "FUCK YOU" and pointed his revolver at me and I was like "Is this really happening" and he's all "this really means a lot to me" so I said whatever bro lets fucking start shovelling this grow room into your truck and JWB is all smiley and shit and then I knew he was joking because it was a ceramic revolver bong and I took a massive rip and jumped out the door. Judging by the marijuana loaded into the bed, I'd say the Lincoln clocked in at around 1865 lbs that motherfucker making me ruin my sunday oh well at least the weed we smoked was fucking CHOICE and now I am going to assasssinate the assassin fucking idiot

HOLY FUCKING 400 DEGREES!

RED FUCKIN ALERTS DUDE CAUSE MY WHOLE FUCKIN BLOCK IS ON FIRE!

I dunno what happened! I fell asleep with the dankest joint still hanging from my chompers and next thing i know i'm having this dream where that narc robocop and his friend juvenile (who is also half truck) are invading my secret forest grow room and then BAM the shit's on fire! and I'm all like " WAS I DREAMING YO?" or was it REAL!

All i know was that it was like 400 degrees in my shit so I put on my tin man outift and lit another fat joint. Soon my buds (GET IT) in the FIRE DEPT came down and dumped some mad bong water on that shit.

NUGGETZZ: A THEOREM

"Hey Walter Benjamin?" "Yes, Theodor Adorno?" "Do you want to hang out in some arcades and discuss the tenets of dialectical materialism (while smoking weed)?" "Why yes sir, as history is the cumulative effect of class struggles coupled with physical matter -- the beginning and end of everything -- then progress necessitates repetition." "Ah, and the culture industry manipulates the general public, engendering consent in docility. The same thing is offered to everybody by the standardized production of consumption goods." "Yeah, fuck this." "Let's go listen to Juvenile."

JUST ADD "ET"

Last night my boy Jean Luc Picard totally freaked out on ET the Extra Terrestrial when homeboy E wouldn't put on some Aqualung for Jean Luc. Picard takes a massive rip from his J and blows it right in Et's face oh shit! Et, being the peace loving creature he is, compromises by rolling several more spliffs and loading up the jukebox with some Zeppelin, which we can all agree is the illest accomodation for everyone. And we were on Mars

Do you believe in angels?

So last night me and the angel Gabriel were rolling a j of the dankest weed from beyond infinity and he was like "watch me turn into this weirdass geometric design monster with strange light patterns" and I was like "okay" and it totally blew my mind. I am sleepwalking right now and cannot extended my consciousness beyond this aura of purple chronic haze, and hope to never leave the ecstasy of his loving marijuana embrace

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