NEVER FORGET

Have the dankest memorial day. Please. 

NUGGETZZ: A THEOREM

"Hey Walter Benjamin?" "Yes, Theodor Adorno?" "Do you want to hang out in some arcades and discuss the tenets of dialectical materialism (while smoking weed)?" "Why yes sir, as history is the cumulative effect of class struggles coupled with physical matter -- the beginning and end of everything -- then progress necessitates repetition." "Ah, and the culture industry manipulates the general public, engendering consent in docility. The same thing is offered to everybody by the standardized production of consumption goods." "Yeah, fuck this." "Let's go listen to Juvenile."

DOUBLE TROUBLE

When I'm dead me and Stevie Ray Vaughn are gonna hire this douche-ass chef to make us the DANKEST weed burritos 24/7 that can either be smoked or eaten or dropped in a deep-fryer for an herbacious chimichanga and the fucking sauce will be outstanding

DOUBLE TROUBLE

Dude so when Im dead me and Stevie Ray Vaughn are gonna hire this douche chef to make us the DANKEZT weed burritos 24/7 which is perfect because when they are done we can either eat them or smoke them or deep fry them for a chimichanga and shit then we'll be so blunted