JUST ADD "ET"

Last night my boy Jean Luc Picard totally freaked out on ET the Extra Terrestrial when homeboy E wouldn't put on some Aqualung for Jean Luc. Picard takes a massive rip from his J and blows it right in Et's face oh shit! Et, being the peace loving creature he is, compromises by rolling several more spliffs and loading up the jukebox with some Zeppelin, which we can all agree is the illest accomodation for everyone. And we were on Mars

Do you believe in angels?

So last night me and the angel Gabriel were rolling a j of the dankest weed from beyond infinity and he was like "watch me turn into this weirdass geometric design monster with strange light patterns" and I was like "okay" and it totally blew my mind. I am sleepwalking right now and cannot extended my consciousness beyond this aura of purple chronic haze, and hope to never leave the ecstasy of his loving marijuana embrace

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AMERICAN HISTORY 4:20 STYLEZ

YO JUST GOT BACK FROM MY AMERICAN HISTORY CLASS BUT IT WAS BORING SO I SMOKED A DOOBIE IN THE BATHROOM AND WHEN I GOT BACK THE TEACHER WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN THAT NARC MARIO DESTROYED THE BIGGEST SECRET GROW ROOM IN DOWNTOWN NEW YORK!

MAN THAT GUY WAS A CRAZY NARC RIGHT?

ANYWAYS, LIKE ALL OF MANHATTAN WAS LIKE HIGH FOR A MONTH OR SOMETHING.

Just another SMOKEOUT with the 4:20 BROS

How we ride

Ghengis Bong was like, "Dude, do you want to cruise with me in my 1964 Impala Convertible to the southernmost Arby's in the Usa? I have a fucking ROCK of purple chronic" and I was all fuckin like, "Yes."

DA BLUNTWIN BROS.

So me Billy, Alec, and Daniel were chillin in the Bluntwin Bros. Secret Grow Room last night when Stephen called up and said "Whats up?" and Billy was like, "Fuck you, snitch,"and then Stephen called the cops and shut down the Dankest Grow Room in New Jersey or something but I escaped and am going to free those motherfuckers so we can make movies and shit

American Heroes pt. II

Dude last weekend me and Pharoh Ramses (the blunted) were chillin at the gangsta bbq when Pharoh, His Dankness, reaches into his sarcophogus and pulls out the phattest papyrus blunt from 420 BC (before criminalization). Homeboy lights that shit up with his eternally flaming waterproof matches and passes that shit to a mummy, then DJ Drama, and then fucking narc-ass Super Mario, who does not know how to chill, so the mummy and Pharoh Ramses stick their sick-ass pitbulls on his guido ass, and then the bbq resumes, with the choicest herbal rubs on rack of lamb, corn on the fucking cob, 69 alarm chili, way more bluntz, and lemonade it was one of the best days of my life

AIR BUD 3

What's the deal with the ending of AIRBUD 3?

Car Mods

American Heroes pt. I

Most of us remember William Howard Taft as that asshole who got his fat ass stuck in the bathtub, but it turns out homeboy was just WAY too blazed to get out of that tub and he was having a fuckin dank ass pizza delivered and really had no reason to move a muscle. Taft also furnished the dankest bedroom in the white house with some choice Zeppelin blacklight posters, a grow room in the closet, the Three 6 Mafia discography, a sick arsenal of bongs, and that lamp that's ill as fuck. I'm going over there later today so we can roll a fat ass j (of weed)

Dudez, the wait for a top-quality walk-in bong is nearly over!!!

This is still in Developmental Stages, but Dank Nuggettzz has had an exclusive preview to NASA's new walk in bong, code-named 2001: A Dank Oddysey. There are still a few kinks to work out, but initial tests are promising, and shit will get you blunted as fuck

TRUCK MONTH: Redman's '92 Mazda Green Goblin Pickup owning the PAYLOAD CHALLENGE

This just in: Lee Harvey Oswalds favorite musician, Redman, submitted his '92 Mazda pickup to the 2009 Dank Nuggettzz Truck Month Payload challenge and weighed in at 8200 nugget lbs.!!! For those of you unacquainted with the metric system, that translates to 420 dank ass kilos!!! We are gonna cruise this bitch down to Tijuana in a few days and hotbox that shit from here to eternity

ROBOCOP WAS A NARC

I was smoking a fat doobie with lil kitten giggles and remembered how weird America was, like when Robocop shot RFK at the world premiere of TITANIC at the black pride parade in Beijing.

LEE HARVEY OSWALD, MARIJUANA'S ORIGINAL MARTYR

You may think Lee Harvey Oswald was the greatest snitch of all time for icing one of our dankest presidents, JFK, but Oswald was actually the leader of an influential legalization movement, Dankboyz 4:20 Stamina Stoned for Universal Bong Rips, so snitch ass Jack Ruby is a fuckin narc for putting a bullet in that goblin bong. What a fuckin shitty day

Dude this weed feels like a gunshot straight to the dome!!!

LIKE A FUCKING ROCK (OF CHRONIC)

Dudez the results are in, Ford just got owned!!! A raised 1984 Chevy Silverado was taken to the fucking limit, which happens to be a 7700 lb. nugget payload limit. Can Mazda step to the plate?

DOUBLE TROUBLE

When I'm dead me and Stevie Ray Vaughn are gonna hire this douche-ass chef to make us the DANKEST weed burritos 24/7 that can either be smoked or eaten or dropped in a deep-fryer for an herbacious chimichanga and the fucking sauce will be outstanding

FORD F150 HARLEY DAVIDSON EDITION WITH A 7500 LBS. NUG PAYLOAD

Can Chevy compete? We shall see...

FREE BIRD!!!

GOD AND THE BIBLE AND STUFF

My mom stopped smoking pot once she left the nunnery and shit and its real sad cuz now shes a total bitch

Dude what the fuck?

GET BLUNTED

Dude what the fuck?

GET BLUNTED

Dude my brother just got arrested

So my brother, Garth "Story of a Bitch" Steinblunt, was fuckin driving his bentley to the dankest dealer in town when he totally hit some old fat bitch in a crosswalk while hitting his travel size goblin bong and rocking out to that fat synth solo in All of my love by ZEPPELIN, and the next track up on his 300 disc cd changer was by Dread Zeppelin and some fuckin snitch ass cops totally pulled his ass over. "Dude stop smoking weed your too blunted" they said and he fuckin said "whatever bro" and exhaled a fat rip of afghooey straight up in their faces. Now my brothers in jail :(

How do astronauts smoke weed?

Man, how dank is space

DUDES DID YOU SEE GORRILAZ IN DA MIST 2?

I sure fucking did!

ah man my president sure is a bitch

Wendy and Lucy

Yo I just saw Wendy and Lucy! Holy Fuck! That motherfucker knows how to smoke some bud.

SICK ASS BLACKLIGHT POSTER I JUST GOT

The name is Bong. James Bong.

Band is fun

DOUBLE TROUBLE

Dude so when Im dead me and Stevie Ray Vaughn are gonna hire this douche chef to make us the DANKEZT weed burritos 24/7 which is perfect because when they are done we can either eat them or smoke them or deep fry them for a chimichanga and shit then we'll be so blunted

Ass Stuff

HERE!!!!!

Music is outstanding; as is our saviour the lord jesus christ; both are not snitches; semi-colons are rarely misused

SNITCH!

FREE ECSTASY!!!

GET FUCKED, MOTHERFUCKER, GET FUCKED

PHOENIX SUNZ RIP NATIONAL CHAMPZ!

So me and Sir Charles here hitting these nuggets from a ceramic alien bong and Dr. J changed his name to Dr. Nugget even though he didn't have to because his name is already a euphemism for joint no fuckin shit when are we all gonna bl8ze dat herb

All I've ever thought about

A Seth Z. Allison Original