Dude my brother just got arrested

So my brother, Garth "Story of a Bitch" Steinblunt, was fuckin driving his bentley to the dankest dealer in town when he totally hit some old fat bitch in a crosswalk while hitting his travel size goblin bong and rocking out to that fat synth solo in All of my love by ZEPPELIN, and the next track up on his 300 disc cd changer was by Dread Zeppelin and some fuckin snitch ass cops totally pulled his ass over. "Dude stop smoking weed your too blunted" they said and he fuckin said "whatever bro" and exhaled a fat rip of afghooey straight up in their faces. Now my brothers in jail :(