Dude last weekend me and Pharoh Ramses (the blunted) were chillin at the gangsta bbq when Pharoh, His Dankness, reaches into his sarcophogus and pulls out the phattest papyrus blunt from 420 BC (before criminalization). Homeboy lights that shit up with his eternally flaming waterproof matches and passes that shit to a mummy, then DJ Drama, and then fucking narc-ass Super Mario, who does not know how to chill, so the mummy and Pharoh Ramses stick their sick-ass pitbulls on his guido ass, and then the bbq resumes, with the choicest herbal rubs on rack of lamb, corn on the fucking cob, 69 alarm chili, way more bluntz, and lemonade it was one of the best days of my life
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