I MAKE IT RAIN

Happy Birthday Kim!

TWINS!!!

It was the weirdest camping trip I ever went on

What am I going to do?

Fuck. Golum is having a 420 party too. It is gonna be off da hook! Paul Atreides, j's of weed, and a mushroom bong.

PARTY ON MORDOR

So Sauron was asking Karl Winslow for a hit from the giant blue bong and Winslow was all fuckin like, "What are you trying to think about?" and Sau'ron was like, "Bro, c'mon it's 420" and then he sent some girl with a helicopter haircut in and she totally lit a blunt on Mount Doom. Fuck man, today is going to be great

JUST ADD "ET"

Last night my boy Jean Luc Picard totally freaked out on ET the Extra Terrestrial when homeboy E wouldn't put on some Aqualung for Jean Luc. Picard takes a massive rip from his J and blows it right in Et's face oh shit! Et, being the peace loving creature he is, compromises by rolling several more spliffs and loading up the jukebox with some Zeppelin, which we can all agree is the illest accomodation for everyone. And we were on Mars

LIKE A FUCKING ROCK (OF CHRONIC)

Dudez the results are in, Ford just got owned!!! A raised 1984 Chevy Silverado was taken to the fucking limit, which happens to be a 7700 lb. nugget payload limit. Can Mazda step to the plate?

FORD F150 HARLEY DAVIDSON EDITION WITH A 7500 LBS. NUG PAYLOAD

Can Chevy compete? We shall see...