SO me and John wilkes booth were cruising in his lincoln mark lt on a fine Sunday afternoon to catch an opera matinee when John was like, "Let's see where I factor in with the payload challenge," and I was like, "shit's over homeboy truck month was last month" but he was allfuckin like "FUCK YOU" and pointed his revolver at me and I was like "Is this really happening" and he's all "this really means a lot to me" so I said whatever bro lets fucking start shovelling this grow room into your truck and JWB is all smiley and shit and then I knew he was joking because it was a ceramic revolver bong and I took a massive rip and jumped out the door. Judging by the marijuana loaded into the bed, I'd say the Lincoln clocked in at around 1865 lbs that motherfucker making me ruin my sunday oh well at least the weed we smoked was fucking CHOICE and now I am going to assasssinate the assassin fucking idiot
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4.05.2009
PAYLOAD: LINCOLN MARK LT, SUCKING SHIT
SO me and John wilkes booth were cruising in his lincoln mark lt on a fine Sunday afternoon to catch an opera matinee when John was like, "Let's see where I factor in with the payload challenge," and I was like, "shit's over homeboy truck month was last month" but he was allfuckin like "FUCK YOU" and pointed his revolver at me and I was like "Is this really happening" and he's all "this really means a lot to me" so I said whatever bro lets fucking start shovelling this grow room into your truck and JWB is all smiley and shit and then I knew he was joking because it was a ceramic revolver bong and I took a massive rip and jumped out the door. Judging by the marijuana loaded into the bed, I'd say the Lincoln clocked in at around 1865 lbs that motherfucker making me ruin my sunday oh well at least the weed we smoked was fucking CHOICE and now I am going to assasssinate the assassin fucking idiot
3.28.2009
TRUCK MONTH: Redman's '92 Mazda Green Goblin Pickup owning the PAYLOAD CHALLENGE
This just in: Lee Harvey Oswalds favorite musician, Redman, submitted his '92 Mazda pickup to the 2009 Dank Nuggettzz Truck Month Payload challenge and weighed in at 8200 nugget lbs.!!! For those of you unacquainted with the metric system, that translates to 420 dank ass kilos!!! We are gonna cruise this bitch down to Tijuana in a few days and hotbox that shit from here to eternity3.26.2009
LIKE A FUCKING ROCK (OF CHRONIC)
Dudez the results are in, Ford just got owned!!! A raised 1984 Chevy Silverado was taken to the fucking limit, which happens to be a 7700 lb. nugget payload limit. Can Mazda step to the plate?
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