Showing posts with label anthropomorphism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anthropomorphism. Show all posts

4.12.2009

Only 8 days till 4:20!!!

Dudez the Easter bunny is so paranoid right now he thinks the feds are closing in on his secret grow cave in North Vietnam but whatever we are still chillin and having a good time smoking carrots and weed joints I think homeboy needs to relax. All his dankest buds are gonna be cured in time for 420 and then we are gonna fuckin hotbox an intricate underground tunnel system and get high as fuck and hopefullly the weed will seep through the rice paddies thus forming a massive rice paddy bong and the clouds will float over to North Korea and Kim jong Il will fucking finally relax and we can all chill and maybe shoot some guns and warheads. Whatever bro stay high

3.28.2009

TRUCK MONTH: Redman's '92 Mazda Green Goblin Pickup owning the PAYLOAD CHALLENGE

This just in: Lee Harvey Oswalds favorite musician, Redman, submitted his '92 Mazda pickup to the 2009 Dank Nuggettzz Truck Month Payload challenge and weighed in at 8200 nugget lbs.!!! For those of you unacquainted with the metric system, that translates to 420 dank ass kilos!!! We are gonna cruise this bitch down to Tijuana in a few days and hotbox that shit from here to eternity