How the west was FUN

Oh fuck the Terminator and Doc Holiday straight up robbed the FUCK out of Wyatt Earp, that fuckin bitch was keeping the dankest nugs in Tombstone to himself so we did a drive by on Wyatt's stage coach and stole this Funyuns green bean casserole nug goddamn I am so high

Let's Chill!

I am not normally an advocate for Jeff Foxworthy but in this instance I have to stand up for him. Foxworthy was just tryin to chill with Kim Jong Il and offered him some of his signature peppered Beef Jerky and a j of chronic and Il was like, "Fuck that, let's box," and whatever. Now I am the referee but it's all pretty dank cuz I'm mackin on some of that jerky and it is the SHIT! (Not to mention the weed.)

Do you believe in angels?

So last night me and the angel Gabriel were rolling a j of the dankest weed from beyond infinity and he was like "watch me turn into this weirdass geometric design monster with strange light patterns" and I was like "okay" and it totally blew my mind. I am sleepwalking right now and cannot extended my consciousness beyond this aura of purple chronic haze, and hope to never leave the ecstasy of his loving marijuana embrace

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