How the west was FUN

Oh fuck the Terminator and Doc Holiday straight up robbed the FUCK out of Wyatt Earp, that fuckin bitch was keeping the dankest nugs in Tombstone to himself so we did a drive by on Wyatt's stage coach and stole this Funyuns green bean casserole nug goddamn I am so high

Hand over the nug, Arsenio. We've got to smoke

ZORRRRRO: the legend of the dankest bong

DUdes so yeah me and Zorro were hanging out and smoking BLUNTS and Zorro was all like "if you can beat me in a swordfight I will give you my Zorro Z bong, which is a promotional item from my new cinematic classic Zorro 69: The Legend of the Dankest Bong" and I was all like "That doesnt really make sense because bongs themselves are not measured in dankness, but rather, are judged by their ability to FUCK YOU UP" and Zorro fucking stabbed me, that bitch. Well I stole his bong anyways and preview passes to his new flick, and whether we're beefin or not it is gonna be TIGHT