HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!!!!

Hey Andy for your birthday we are gonna take you to the buckethead concert! Shit is gonna be ill! There will be lots of weed, too!

Garth is so bummed to be in the slammer but he is LIVING IT UP!!!

FUCK. YES.

ZORRRRRO: the legend of the dankest bong

DUdes so yeah me and Zorro were hanging out and smoking BLUNTS and Zorro was all like "if you can beat me in a swordfight I will give you my Zorro Z bong, which is a promotional item from my new cinematic classic Zorro 69: The Legend of the Dankest Bong" and I was all like "That doesnt really make sense because bongs themselves are not measured in dankness, but rather, are judged by their ability to FUCK YOU UP" and Zorro fucking stabbed me, that bitch. Well I stole his bong anyways and preview passes to his new flick, and whether we're beefin or not it is gonna be TIGHT

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Dude my brother just got arrested

So my brother, Garth "Story of a Bitch" Steinblunt, was fuckin driving his bentley to the dankest dealer in town when he totally hit some old fat bitch in a crosswalk while hitting his travel size goblin bong and rocking out to that fat synth solo in All of my love by ZEPPELIN, and the next track up on his 300 disc cd changer was by Dread Zeppelin and some fuckin snitch ass cops totally pulled his ass over. "Dude stop smoking weed your too blunted" they said and he fuckin said "whatever bro" and exhaled a fat rip of afghooey straight up in their faces. Now my brothers in jail :(