What a shitty day

Major bummer. My stash got jacked, Steve Urkel got me pregnant, and the 311 concert is sold out. Fuuuuuuuck

MY NIGHTMARE

ZORRRRRO: the legend of the dankest bong

DUdes so yeah me and Zorro were hanging out and smoking BLUNTS and Zorro was all like "if you can beat me in a swordfight I will give you my Zorro Z bong, which is a promotional item from my new cinematic classic Zorro 69: The Legend of the Dankest Bong" and I was all like "That doesnt really make sense because bongs themselves are not measured in dankness, but rather, are judged by their ability to FUCK YOU UP" and Zorro fucking stabbed me, that bitch. Well I stole his bong anyways and preview passes to his new flick, and whether we're beefin or not it is gonna be TIGHT

TIME 2 CHILL

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