I MAKE IT RAIN

Happy Birthday Kim!

We are gonna have some fun

You may have been wondering what Dr. Alan Grant has been up to after the giant fuckup on Jurassic Park but we have been chillin lately playing pool and smoking weed and Dr. G was like, "Dude I can totally fabricate a pool cue that is actually a giant joint and we can play pool and smoke weed at the same time," and I was like, "That is a good idea"

Cool Enough 4 Freeze

ZORRRRRO: the legend of the dankest bong

DUdes so yeah me and Zorro were hanging out and smoking BLUNTS and Zorro was all like "if you can beat me in a swordfight I will give you my Zorro Z bong, which is a promotional item from my new cinematic classic Zorro 69: The Legend of the Dankest Bong" and I was all like "That doesnt really make sense because bongs themselves are not measured in dankness, but rather, are judged by their ability to FUCK YOU UP" and Zorro fucking stabbed me, that bitch. Well I stole his bong anyways and preview passes to his new flick, and whether we're beefin or not it is gonna be TIGHT

How we ride

Ghengis Bong was like, "Dude, do you want to cruise with me in my 1964 Impala Convertible to the southernmost Arby's in the Usa? I have a fucking ROCK of purple chronic" and I was all fuckin like, "Yes."

American Heroes pt. I

Most of us remember William Howard Taft as that asshole who got his fat ass stuck in the bathtub, but it turns out homeboy was just WAY too blazed to get out of that tub and he was having a fuckin dank ass pizza delivered and really had no reason to move a muscle. Taft also furnished the dankest bedroom in the white house with some choice Zeppelin blacklight posters, a grow room in the closet, the Three 6 Mafia discography, a sick arsenal of bongs, and that lamp that's ill as fuck. I'm going over there later today so we can roll a fat ass j (of weed)

Dude what the fuck?

GET BLUNTED

Dude what the fuck?

GET BLUNTED

How do astronauts smoke weed?

Man, how dank is space