Scary Movie Night

Weed Included.

ZORRRRRO: the legend of the dankest bong

DUdes so yeah me and Zorro were hanging out and smoking BLUNTS and Zorro was all like "if you can beat me in a swordfight I will give you my Zorro Z bong, which is a promotional item from my new cinematic classic Zorro 69: The Legend of the Dankest Bong" and I was all like "That doesnt really make sense because bongs themselves are not measured in dankness, but rather, are judged by their ability to FUCK YOU UP" and Zorro fucking stabbed me, that bitch. Well I stole his bong anyways and preview passes to his new flick, and whether we're beefin or not it is gonna be TIGHT

HOLY FUCKING 400 DEGREES!

RED FUCKIN ALERTS DUDE CAUSE MY WHOLE FUCKIN BLOCK IS ON FIRE!

I dunno what happened! I fell asleep with the dankest joint still hanging from my chompers and next thing i know i'm having this dream where that narc robocop and his friend juvenile (who is also half truck) are invading my secret forest grow room and then BAM the shit's on fire! and I'm all like " WAS I DREAMING YO?" or was it REAL!

All i know was that it was like 400 degrees in my shit so I put on my tin man outift and lit another fat joint. Soon my buds (GET IT) in the FIRE DEPT came down and dumped some mad bong water on that shit.

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TIME 2 CHILL

DA BLUNTWIN BROS.

So me Billy, Alec, and Daniel were chillin in the Bluntwin Bros. Secret Grow Room last night when Stephen called up and said "Whats up?" and Billy was like, "Fuck you, snitch,"and then Stephen called the cops and shut down the Dankest Grow Room in New Jersey or something but I escaped and am going to free those motherfuckers so we can make movies and shit

Music is outstanding; as is our saviour the lord jesus christ; both are not snitches; semi-colons are rarely misused