DUDE THAT KITTEN IS SO FUCKING HIGH

Man that cat got so baked playing our new WEED game that he forgot to cook his three XXXL pizzas!

What an idiot!

Only 8 days till 4:20!!!

Dudez the Easter bunny is so paranoid right now he thinks the feds are closing in on his secret grow cave in North Vietnam but whatever we are still chillin and having a good time smoking carrots and weed joints I think homeboy needs to relax. All his dankest buds are gonna be cured in time for 420 and then we are gonna fuckin hotbox an intricate underground tunnel system and get high as fuck and hopefullly the weed will seep through the rice paddies thus forming a massive rice paddy bong and the clouds will float over to North Korea and Kim jong Il will fucking finally relax and we can all chill and maybe shoot some guns and warheads. Whatever bro stay high

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American Heroes pt. II

Dude last weekend me and Pharoh Ramses (the blunted) were chillin at the gangsta bbq when Pharoh, His Dankness, reaches into his sarcophogus and pulls out the phattest papyrus blunt from 420 BC (before criminalization). Homeboy lights that shit up with his eternally flaming waterproof matches and passes that shit to a mummy, then DJ Drama, and then fucking narc-ass Super Mario, who does not know how to chill, so the mummy and Pharoh Ramses stick their sick-ass pitbulls on his guido ass, and then the bbq resumes, with the choicest herbal rubs on rack of lamb, corn on the fucking cob, 69 alarm chili, way more bluntz, and lemonade it was one of the best days of my life

Dudez, the wait for a top-quality walk-in bong is nearly over!!!

This is still in Developmental Stages, but Dank Nuggettzz has had an exclusive preview to NASA's new walk in bong, code-named 2001: A Dank Oddysey. There are still a few kinks to work out, but initial tests are promising, and shit will get you blunted as fuck