TRUCK MONTH: Redman's '92 Mazda Green Goblin Pickup owning the PAYLOAD CHALLENGE

This just in: Lee Harvey Oswalds favorite musician, Redman, submitted his '92 Mazda pickup to the 2009 Dank Nuggettzz Truck Month Payload challenge and weighed in at 8200 nugget lbs.!!! For those of you unacquainted with the metric system, that translates to 420 dank ass kilos!!! We are gonna cruise this bitch down to Tijuana in a few days and hotbox that shit from here to eternity

LEE HARVEY OSWALD, MARIJUANA'S ORIGINAL MARTYR

You may think Lee Harvey Oswald was the greatest snitch of all time for icing one of our dankest presidents, JFK, but Oswald was actually the leader of an influential legalization movement, Dankboyz 4:20 Stamina Stoned for Universal Bong Rips, so snitch ass Jack Ruby is a fuckin narc for putting a bullet in that goblin bong. What a fuckin shitty day