The King of Pot

WOAH HELP ME UP I FEEL FAINT

(or maybe it's all that sticky I just smoked! WERD)

ANYWAYS LIKE TOMORROW IS 420 DUDEZ and me and my BOY PETER are going to meet up with the King of Pot himself!

This is a dank-ass potrait I just painted for him. All the paints are made out of 100% organic hemp.

SWEET!

THE DUNEIVERSE IS COMING TO AN END

"Paul Atreides, you will never become the Muad'Dib unless you trade me that dankazz j of weed for this burrito with special sauce."

"Fuuuuuck."

HOT LUNCH performing live in ATHENS on 4/20

YO YO YO Check it out DAWGZ my favorite band (HOT LUNCH) is playing a special 4/20 show in Athens, Greece on 4/20!

I'm not gonna make it cause i'll be chillin with my dawg Spock at the Neverland Ranch with my homie Jack-O!

FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK!

I don't wanna miss my boyz HOT LUNCH play all the hits from their new album

CHRONI-CASTER!

So if any of my BOYZ are chillin in Greece this 4/20 please check out this hot fucking band that totally features my girl Britney on drums and my boys BucketHead, Geddy Lee, Leonard Nimoy, David Lee Roth, and some dude whose guitar is a totally sick bong.

What a shitty day

Major bummer. My stash got jacked, Steve Urkel got me pregnant, and the 311 concert is sold out. Fuuuuuuuck

Did I smoke that?

4 DAYZ TILL 4:20!

Yo! Me and my boy Peter are going on VACATION on 4:20 2009! We are gonna set sail to NEVERLAND RANCH and smoke weed with our favorite Jabroney Mikey-Jay!

This is a picture from last years totally sweet event!

See you there!

Still so fucking high

It's cool that the animal world is so down with the ganja man. I think thats why they totally don't kill each other and shit, its like all they do is sleep and smoke weed out of their pipes and shit.

and like if god invented weed and god invented animals than i am totally down with god and the bible and shit because that shit is good, aight?

DUDE THAT KITTEN IS SO FUCKING HIGH

Man that cat got so baked playing our new WEED game that he forgot to cook his three XXXL pizzas!

What an idiot!

We are gonna have some fun

You may have been wondering what Dr. Alan Grant has been up to after the giant fuckup on Jurassic Park but we have been chillin lately playing pool and smoking weed and Dr. G was like, "Dude I can totally fabricate a pool cue that is actually a giant joint and we can play pool and smoke weed at the same time," and I was like, "That is a good idea"

Let's Chill!

I am not normally an advocate for Jeff Foxworthy but in this instance I have to stand up for him. Foxworthy was just tryin to chill with Kim Jong Il and offered him some of his signature peppered Beef Jerky and a j of chronic and Il was like, "Fuck that, let's box," and whatever. Now I am the referee but it's all pretty dank cuz I'm mackin on some of that jerky and it is the SHIT! (Not to mention the weed.)

Only 8 days till 4:20!!!

Dudez the Easter bunny is so paranoid right now he thinks the feds are closing in on his secret grow cave in North Vietnam but whatever we are still chillin and having a good time smoking carrots and weed joints I think homeboy needs to relax. All his dankest buds are gonna be cured in time for 420 and then we are gonna fuckin hotbox an intricate underground tunnel system and get high as fuck and hopefullly the weed will seep through the rice paddies thus forming a massive rice paddy bong and the clouds will float over to North Korea and Kim jong Il will fucking finally relax and we can all chill and maybe shoot some guns and warheads. Whatever bro stay high

Cool Enough 4 Freeze

DO U C WHAT I C?

THANKS FOR THE FLYERS, TIM!

MY NIGHTMARE

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF CUPCAKES

Yo yo yo for my homies in Brooklyn!

Yu-Who?

GUEST POST TWO BY Yu-YU.

GUEST POST BY STRANGERS.

Woh, fucking trippy yoh.

IT'S DAT TIME AGAIN!

TUCSON SUMMER FUN CLUB MONSTER HEADING YOUR WAY!

LET'S GET DRUNK! (oh, and FUCKING HIGH TOO).

Garth is so bummed to be in the slammer but he is LIVING IT UP!!!

FUCK. YES.